The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
DADDY CAME HOME AND HE IS SINGING "THE CORNFIELD BLUES"
LAST WEEK IT WAS "THE BEAN FIELD BLUES"
I HAVEN'T CRASHED ONE TIME THIS YEAR
YOU HAVEN'T FLOWN EITHER
ED... MY AIRPLANE FLEW AWAY. I THINK I'LL QUIT THIS HOBBY.
PLEASE DON'T QUIT CLAUDE... I NEED YOU FOR MY CARTOONS.
SO LONG, FELLAHS... WE'RE HEADING BACK TO THE HANGAR.
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY WE'RE GOING HOME?
THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR FLYING. BUT I'M GETTING HUNGRY.
I'M GETTING HUNGRY TOO BUT I DON'T WANT TO STOP.
I THINK THE AMA SHOULD PASS A RULE THAT PIZZA DELIVERY DRIVERS SHOULD STOP PERIODICALLY AT FLYING FIELDS.
REGISTRATION
ARE YOU GOING TO FLY IN THE CONTEST?
LET'S JUST SAY I'M GOING TO ENTER.
COULD I SKIP THE SNAP ROLLS... THEY MAKE MY CONTACTS POP OUT?
JUDGES
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
