The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
WELL AT LEAST MY TRANSMITTER DIDN'T CRASH
MINE DID... I DROPPED IT ON THE BASEMENT FLOOR LAST NIGHT
PLEASE TELL ME... WHAT IS PETE DOING WITH THAT BLOWTORCH?
HEATING HIS ANTENNA - HE SAYS IT WILL PUT OUT MORE POWER IF IT'S HOT
SAY FELLAS... I HAVE A PROBLEM ... MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME
THIS RADIO WORKS SOMETIMES AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T... WHAT SHOULD I DO?
THE NEXT TIME IT WORKS... SELL IT
WILMA... MY HUSBAND SURE LIKES TO FLY
NOW GET THIS... MINE SPITS WATERMELON SEEDS JUST TO WATCH THEM FLY
IT'S THE FARMER THAT GROWS CORN BY YOUR FLYING FIELD
GUESS WHAT... HE HARVESTED THREE OF YOUR AIRPLANES TODAY
I HATE MODEL AIRPLANES ... I CAN'T MAKE A DECENT LANDING
NICE LANDING HOWARD
I LOVE MODEL AIRPLANES
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
