The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
Wow... Look at those precise maneuvers. How does he do that?
He has calibrated eyeballs
Why does John carry a homing pigeon in his airplane?
So it can fly back and tell him where his airplane is if it flys away
Landing... Oops!
PATTERN JUDGES TRAINING
OK Carl... On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you score that landing?
I'd say 9½
9½? What scale are you using?
The Richter scale!
That has my split-s
You're kidding
CONTEST TODAY
OLD FLYERS NEVER DIE THEY JUST STALL OUT
Or run out of fuel
I'm restless. I'm dispirited. I'm gloomy.
I'm downcast. I'm depressed.
OK... OK... OK! Go fly your confounded airplane
I love that woman
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
