The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
I GET AN ECSTATIC SENSATION AND MY SKIN TINGLES WHEN THE WIND IS NOT BLOWING
WE BETTER CHECK THAT FUEL CARL HAS BEEN MIXING
DOESN'T YOUR WIFE COMPLAIN BECAUSE YOU FLY SO MUCH?
SHE THINKS I'M WORKING
HOWARD'S AIRPLANE SURE FLYS GOOD
HE SAYS HE'S GONNA CLONE ANOTHER ONE FROM IT
WHAT KIND OF BODY ENGLISH WOULD YOU CALL THAT?
I'D CALL IT A POLKA OR MAYBE THE CANCAN
IT COULD BE THE FANDANGO
ALL DADDY DOES IS PULL HIS AIRPLANE AROUND ON A STRING ... WHEN'S HE GONNA FLY IT?
HE'S WORKING UP TO IT
WHOEVER SAID MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS HAS NEVER BOUGHT A MODEL AIRPLANE
THE FISH ARE BITING AND THERE IS NO WIND
I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I WANT TO FISH OR FLY
I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOU HONEY
I LOVE THAT WOMAN
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
