The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
STOP TAILGATING
YOUR LOOPS ARE EGG-SHAPED
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME... I CALLED EGG-SHAPED LOOPS
CONTEST TODAY
WELL HELEN I FINALLY DID IT ... I MADE A GOOD LANDING
I SUPPOSE YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE A BOOK NOW
I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT WAS INSIDE OF ONE OF THOSE
YOU CAN BE DANG SURE I'LL BE READY FOR THE NEXT FLYAWAY
CAN YOU TAXI BACK?
I LIKE WISE JUDGES
CONTEST TODAY
HE GOT HIS TOE IN THE PROPELLER
HE'S GOTTEN ALL TEN FINGERS IN THE PROPELLER ... NOW HE'S STARTING ON THE TOES
BYE-BYE
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
