The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
Wow... Cecil crashed!
Not really... he'll put it back together and call it a hard landing
"Well, how did the old-timers do today?"
"Same as usual... while one was flying the others would sleep"
"Pete... you better tie that retriever boat to the dock before you step in it."
"Don't worry about it. I know what I'm doing."
"Did you see your airplane down there?"
"You could repair it, Carl, and use it for a work horse."
"I've already got a whole basement full of work horses."
"Did you know your airplane just did a roll?"
"Really!"
"I'm impressed with how good his airplane flys."
"Why don't they give credit to the pilot?"
"...but he's a lousy pilot"
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
