The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
"Why is he dancing?" "I think the glow plug battery in his back pocket is leaking acid"
"Daddy says he likes his airplane better than hot pepperoni pizza" "...and a few other things too"
"I'm sure there was a reason for this" "If it was pilot error...admit it"
"What happened, Cecil?" "A farmer shot it — he thought it was a chicken hawk"
"Anyone here lose an airplane?" "I lost two!" "Yes indeed!" "Yea!" "Yea!" "Yo!" "Ja!" "Aye!" "Yes!" "Oui!" "Yep!" "Si!" "Si!" "What color is it?" "Yes!" "Arf!"
"What's Carl so happy about?" "He's going home with his airplane in the same condition as it was when he came."
"My airplane flew away last week...I've looked everywhere and can't find it." "Have you tried e-mail?"
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
