The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
CENSORED
"WHERE'S YOUR AIRPLANE CARL?" "DOWNWIND AND OVER THE SPILLWAY... A SHARK WAS CHASING IT"
FLOAT FLY TODAY
"NO WE DON'T TAKE TRADE-INS... BUT" ACTION HOBBIES
"LET ME SHOW YOU THIS REALLY NEAT LITTLE NUMBER... WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT COMES ALL READY TO FLY" ACTION HOBBIES
"DON'T BOTHER TO WRAP IT... I'LL FLY IT HOME" ACTION HOBBIES
"I GUESS I'M READY"
"JUST REMEMBER YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKEOFF BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT TO LAND" INSTRUCTOR
"JACQUE FLIES EVERYDAY" "SEE WHAT RETIREMENT GETS YOU"
"NOW WATCH CHRISTY... I'LL SHOW YOU SOME REAL SKILLED PROFESSIONAL FLYING"
"DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB"
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
