The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
TIME SURE PASSES FAST WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN
I GUESS WE COULD WALK HOME
WHY DOESN'T HE TAKE UP BOWLING... IT'S HARDER TO LOSE A BOWLING BALL
I CAUTION YOU FORTHWITH ... THE TOTAL COSMOS IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE
THE END IS NEAR
AND ALL EARTHLY MORTALS WILL BE CRUSHED
THE END IS NEAR
ASK HIM IF WE'VE GOT TIME FOR ONE MORE FLIGHT
STATIC CLING?
NO... SUPER GLUE CLING
LOOK CECIL... THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A BUNNY RABBIT
INSTRUCTOR
SCALE CONTEST TODAY
Season's Greetings
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
