The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
YOUR AIRPLANE SURE MAKES A LOT OF NOISE
I NEED NOISE... WHEN IT'S QUIET I CAN HEAR MY HEART BEATING
INSTRUCTOR
SIR... LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOUR WIFE WAS LAST SEEN GOING INTO A CORNFIELD TO LOOK FOR YOUR LITTLE AIRPLANE
MISSING PERSONS BUREAU
THAT'S RIGHT... ABOUT 8 HOURS AGO
WHY DID WILMA BRING THAT ROPE WITH HER?
I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE WHY
THIS IS EMBARRASSING, WILMA. I JUST WANTED ONE MORE FLIGHT
OH GREAT GURU... WHAT IS THE ANSWER?
WAIT TILL YOUR WIFE IS ASLEEP BEFORE YOU SNEAK A NEW KIT INTO THE BASEMENT
SAY... DO YOU KNOW THE AMA SAFETY CODE?
NO. HUM ME A FEW BARS
HERE GOES THE MOST HAPPY MAN IN THE WORLD
FLYING FIELD ->
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
