The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
HEY UNDERWOOD... WE'VE GOT INTERFERENCE ON CHANNEL 34 HELLO MUNCIE... COULD YOU CHECK CHANNEL 34
I KNOW THAT GUY IS UNDER PRESSURE... HOW DOES HE KEEP HIMSELF TOGETHER WELL... HIS HEAD BONE IS CONNECTED TO HIS NECK BONE AND HIS LEG BONE IS CONNECTED TO HIS HIP BONE AND... CUT IT OUT JACQUE
YOU KNOW SIR THERE ARE OTHER HOBBIES IN THE WORLD BESIDES MODEL AIRPLANES YEAH... LIKE WHAT!
GEORGE IS FLYING ALL OVER THE SKY TODAY I THINK HE'S FLYING A FLOATER IN HIS EYE
DON'T GIVE UP CLAUDE ... YOU'LL MAKE A GOOD LANDING SOMEDAY HE WON'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH
MARVIN ALWAYS BUILDS LOUSY LOOKING AIRPLANES HE SAYS HIS MODELS ARE ONLY TEMPORARY ... SO WHY GO TO A LOT OF TROUBLE
CARL... YOU LOSE SLEEP STAYING UP HALF THE NIGHT BUILDING YOUR MODEL AIRPLANES
YOU USE UP ALL YOUR SPARE MONEY BUYING PARTS
YOU'RE A NERVOUS WRECK BEFORE THE FIRST FLIGHT ... AND THEN YOU CRASH IT
SO WHY DO YOU FLY MODEL AIRPLANES? ... IT RELAXES ME
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
