The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
NOW LET ME GUESS. THAT'S CALLED A LANDING
SCRATCH MY NOSE, CARL
INSTRUCTOR
HE'S AFRAID TO TURN LOOSE OF THE STICK
NOBODY CRASHES ANYMORE SINCE THEY PUT UP THAT SIGN
$300 FINE FOR LITTERING
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT. THEY WANT TO GET THEIR AMA NUMBER TATTOOED ON THEIR CHEST
I'M THINKING OF ANOTHER PLACE FOR IT
NO... I DO NOT HAVE ANY GREY POUPON
WELL THAT DOES IT... I'M GIVING UP R/C
I MUST BE DREAMING
CLAUDE... WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FLY WITH THE FUEL TANK HALF FULL?
SO WHEN IT CRASHES I WON'T WASTE A FULL TANK
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
