Author: E. Henry


Edition: Model Aviation - 1989/12
Page Numbers: 78

THE MICROHENRYS

WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?

I'D SAY YOU DO ONE OF TWO THINGS... EITHER SHUT OFF YOUR MOMENTUM OR SHUT YOUR EYES

INSTRUCTOR

WHY IS SHE CRYING?

SYMPATHY PAINS

OH NO... PHILPOTT'S QUARTER SCALE JUST WENT IN

I'D SAY IT WAS ABOUT 7.2 ON THE RICHTER SCALE

YOU NOTICE HOW MUCH EASIER IT IS TO TAKEOFF WHEN YOU HAVE A NOSE WHEEL?

YEP... I SURE DO

REAL HE-MEN FLY TAIL DRAGGERS

HOLD IT THERE WHILE I FOCUS

WELL HURRY IT UP... I'M GETTING TIRED OF HOLDING MY STOMACH IN

TAKE IT... I'M ALL SCREWED UP

I DO BELIEVE WE STARTED CLAUDE A LITTLE TOO EARLY AS AN INSTRUCTOR

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT CARL... LIGHTNING STRUCK HIS AIRPLANE

NO!

BUT IT'S NOT ALL BAD... IT CHARGED HIS BATTERIES

I THINK YOU MAY HAVE NERVOUS HANDS

INSTRUCTOR

WELL NOT EXACTLY... IT'S MY WHOLE BODY THAT'S NERVOUS

HEY SOMEBODY HELP ME UNDO ELMER... HE FROZE ON THAT CRASH AND CAN'T MOVE

ED HENRY

Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.