The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
MY LANDINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS THAT BAD
THAT'S RIGHT... SOME ARE WORSE
I THINK IT'S DOING CUBAN-EIGHTS OVER HAVANA
YOU GOTTA BE AMBIDEXTROUS TO OPERATE A TRANSMITTER
USING BOTH HANDS HELPS TOO
CAN YOU SEE IT HOWARD?
WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HE IS DOING
HE'S FORCING ON A PROP SPINNER
WHAM!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
DOES YOUR HUSBAND HAVE A HEARING PROBLEM?
NO... HIS EARS ARE FULL OF BALSA DUST
MY HUSBAND IS IN THE BASEMENT ALL THE TIME WITH THOSE DARN MODELS... DO YOU HAVE THAT PROBLEM ALICE?
YES I DO... TO GET MINE OUT OF THE BASEMENT I USUALLY HAVE TO PUT ON MY PEEK-A-BOO NEGLIGEE
NOBODY CRASHES ANYMORE SINCE THEY PUT UP THAT SIGN
$500 FINE FOR LITTERING
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
