The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
I'M SURE GLAD THAT VERTICAL STABILATOR WASN'T ANY HIGHER
I KNOW THAT GUY IS UNDER PRESSURE... HOW DOES HE KEEP HIMSELF TOGETHER?
WELL... HIS HEAD BONE IS CONNECTED TO HIS NECK BONE AND HIS LEG BONE IS CONNECTED TO HIS HIP BONE AND...
CONTEST TODAY
I FINISHED MY AIRPLANE JUST LIKE YOU SAID CARL... NOW I WANT YOU TO FLY IT FOR ME
OK... DID YOU FOLLOW THE PLANS EXACTLY?
YES I DID. ALL EXCEPT ONE STEP
WHICH ONE WAS THAT, CLAUDE?
I PUT THE 8 OUNCES OF LEAD IN THE TAIL... THERE WASN'T ROOM FOR IT IN THE NOSE
HEY LOOK... I'M A DIPOLE
I'M A HELICOPTER
YOU HAVE 'EM IN EVERY GROUP
WHAT ARE THEY OBSERVING?
THE NEW RCM COVER
ALRIGHT!
WOW!
I LIKE THE ASPECT RATIO
MODEL AIRPLANES ARE DULL
WILMA... THIS HOBBY UNFOLDS NUMEROUS ENTITIES THAT BESTIR OUR MIND
I SEE IT AS A WASTE OF TIME
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING... THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT YOU CAN LEARN FROM THIS HOBBY
WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM THAT?
I LEARNED TO KEEP YOU HOME THE NEXT TIME
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
