The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
MAYDAY. MAYDAY! S.O.S.
HEADS UP EVERYBODY ... CLAUDE'S GETTING READY TO LAND
DO YOU FELLAS HAVE ANY GOOD TIPS ON HOW TO GET STARTED BUILDING MODEL AIRPLANES?
WELL, YES... FIRST YOU MUST NEVER TAKE YOUR WIFE WITH YOU TO THE HOBBY SHOP
BUT IF YOU DO ... LEAVE HER IN THE CAR
HE SAYS HE'S A FLAWLESS FLYER
THAT'S RIGHT... I NEVER FLY WITH LOW BATTERIES
I NEVER FLY UNLESS EVERYTHING IS IMPECCABLY RIGHT
...AND I GUESS YOU NEVER FLY THROUGH THE SUN EITHER
INSTRUCTOR
HE'S LETTING HOWARD KNOW HOW HIGH THE WEEDS ARE OUT THERE
HOW COME I'VE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE?
...BECAUSE I'M USUALLY OUT THERE IN THE WEEDS LOOKING FOR MY AIRPLANE
WHY DID WILMA BRING THAT ROPE WITH HER?
I... I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE WHY
THIS IS EMBARRASSING WILMA... I JUST WANTED ONE MORE FLIGHT
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
