The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
WELL...HOW DID THE OLD-TIMERS DO TODAY?
THE SAME AS USUAL...WHILE ONE WAS FLYING THE OTHERS WOULD SLEEP.
THEY SAY AS YOU TRAVEL THROUGH LIFE...YOU SHOULD STOP AND SMELL THE FLOWERS ONCE IN AWHILE
I JUST LOST A $400 AIRPLANE AND SHE WANTS ME TO SMELL FLOWERS
ALICE IS 40 TODAY
HE'S GRINNIN'
I'M GONNA KILL HIM WHEN WE GET HOME
CONTEST TODAY
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
HE DROVE 400 MILES TO THE CONTEST AND BROUGHT THE WRONG TRANSMITTER
IF IT'S ALRIGHT WITH YOU ...JACQUE WANTS A DRUMROLL WITH HIS MANEUVERS
...YOU'VE GOT A NEW AIRPLANE CARL
...YOU'VE GOT A NEW 9 CHANNEL RADIO
...YOU'VE GOT A DOG THAT LOVES YOU
...AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR FLYING
I GUESS LIFE COULDN'T BE ANY BETTER THAN THAT
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
