The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
LIMBO EVENT
"Sir... is it difficult to trim out a new airplane?"
"I wouldn't know son... I've never had one long enough to get it trimmed out."
"Am I ready to solo?"
INSTRUCTOR
"Howard... your flying is erratic, shoddy, disjointed, slipshod, disorganized and unpredictable."
"Is that a yes or a no?"
"Where's the wing?"
"It usually takes it a little longer to get down."
"Say Jacque... I understand you're retired now."
"Yes I am... all I wanna do now is love my wife and play with my toys."
"...it's mostly his toys"
"I sent Junior to his room."
"Alice you should be more indulgent with the lad."
"He's maturing and needs to express himself."
"He should be granted greater unreserved self determination."
"He stepped on your airplane."
"Don't let him out for two weeks."
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
