The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
Ed can't even do an inside loop... why did they make him chief flight instructor?
Because he's retired and lives close to the field.
CHIEF FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR
DUMPSTER
Carl... you lose sleep staying up half the night building your model airplanes
You use up all your spare money buying parts
You're a nervous wreck before the first flight... and then you crash it
So why do you fly model airplanes?
...It relaxes me
COMING SOON MODEL AIRPLANE CONTEST
SANCTIONED BY THE AMA
I didn't know doctors were that interested in model airplanes
Let me get this straight lady... a full grown man was last seen going over a hill looking for his little airplane
BUREAU OF MISSING PERSONS
That's right... about 9 hours ago
I think you are going to crash Claude
You better do something quick, Claude
No problem...
...I just hit the air bag switch
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
