The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
YOUR WIFE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU IT'S TIME TO GO HOME
YOU'LL NEVER GET HIM THAT WAY... TELL HIM IT'S TIME TO EAT
HOWARD I MUST TELL YOU... THAT WAS A NEAT CRASH
HAVE YOU NOTICED WE DIDN'T HAVE IBM PROBLEMS WHEN WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS
BE CAREFUL CHIP WHERE YOU LAND... YOU KNOW THIS IS A COW PASTURE
MAGNA CARTA
NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR WITH THE FIELD RULES
WELL NOT ALL IS LOST... I'VE STILL GOT A HOSTESS TWINKIE IN MY LUNCH
YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED IS TRICKLE-CHARGERS. THAT WAY WE'LL ALWAYS BE READY TO FLY
WHOOPEE! HOT DANG!
JUST WHAT THEY REALLY NEED
I'M GOING TO FLY MY COBRA... WOULD YOU MIND NOT FLYING YOUR MONGOOSE WHILE I'M UP
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
