The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
GUESS WHAT ALICE ... I MADE THREE PERFECT LANDINGS TODAY
I SUPPOSE YOU WANT ME TO BAKE A CAKE
AN OLD PROVERB SAYETH A MAN THAT LOOKETH UPON A WOMAN LOSETH HIS AIRPLANE
A LITTLE FASTER WILMA ... THE CONTEST STARTS IN 15 MINUTES
CONTEST TODAY
Z Z Z
THEY'RE INSEPARABLE
PROFESSOR... LOOKS LIKE YOUR AIRPLANE HIT THE EARTH
ACCORDING TO EINSTEIN'S THEORY... IT'S POSSIBLE THE EARTH HIT MY AIRPLANE
YOU'VE HEARD OF THE PROVERBIAL NEEDLE IN THE HAYSTACK...
YES I HAVE... WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND IT
WHAT'S THAT UP AHEAD?
HEY... HEY... HEY... NOT ALL IS LOST ... WE HAVE COME UPON A WATERMELON PATCH
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
