The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
"Why isn't your husband flying?"
"He's a showoff. He's waiting for more spectators."
"Now what?"
"He's going out to look for his airplane in the cornfield."
"Now there's a good flyer."
"His maneuvers are so precise and exact."
"Wow... look at that smooth landing."
"Say... how did you become such a proficient flyer?"
"It was easy. $2000 worth of airplanes and 6 instructors."
"Mother... that man in our basement that builds airplanes wants you to bring him a sandwich."
"Son... that man in our basement is your father."
"I think you're in love with model airplanes."
"That's ridiculous... but it's true."
"Say, sir... would you mind making a flight for me so I can try out my new camcorder?"
"I'll give you a copy of what I take."
"Sure thing pal. I like to fly for any reason."
"Would you do that again sir... I had it on pause."
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
