The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
I FOUND MY PROBLEM. I'VE GOT A LOOSE SCREW
I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT
HE'S GOT TO MAKE A BIG PRODUCTION OUT OF EVERYTHING
IT USED TO BE A LOAF OF BREAD A BOTTLE OF WINE AND ME
NOW IT'S R/C, R/C, AND R/C
DID YOU READ THE INSTRUCTIONS?
INSTRUCTOR
IT'S UP A THOUSAND FEET CLAUDE... ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THE TRANSMITTER?
NO... GET IT HIGHER
I LEFT HOME TODAY WITHOUT AN AIRPLANE
I HAVE LEFT HERE SEVERAL TIMES WITHOUT ONE
YOUR HUSBAND SEEMS TO BE HAPPY WITH HIS NEW BIRTHDAY RADIO
NOW GET THIS... HE SAYS HE WANTS TO BE BURIED WITH IT
HE'S IN REAL TROUBLE NOW... HIS FAIL-SAFE CIRCUIT FAILED
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
