The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
YOUR HUSBAND REALLY LOVES THIS MODEL AIRPLANE HOBBY
YES, HE DOES... NOW GET THIS... HE WANTS TO MOVE TO MUNCIE
HE PLAYS GOLF TOO
FORE!
SPEAK LOUDER, JIM. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I SAID YOU MADE A VERY GOOD LANDING
DOES YOUR HUSBAND HAVE A HEARING PROBLEM?
NO... HE JUST WANTS EVERYBODY TO HEAR WHAT JIM SAID
HERE I SIT ALL BROKEN HEARTED. PAID TEN TO ENTER AND CAN'T GET ENGINE STARTED.
CONTEST TODAY
WILMA... HOW CAN I GET MY HUSBAND TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME?
PRETEND YOU LIKE MODEL AIRPLANES
THERE IS A CORNFIELD TO THE NORTH
...AND THERE IS A CORNFIELD TO THE SOUTH
GET IT?
I GOT IT. I SHOULD FLY EAST AND WEST
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
