The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
I AM GOING TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT ON MY NEXT LANDING
WHAT DOES HE MEAN?
HE'S GOING TO OPEN HIS EYES
NOTICE THIS TREE WILL BE CUT DOWN TO EXPAND THE FLYING AREA
NOW GET THIS... HE WANTS MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION
DID YOU BRING AN AIRPLANE, JACQUE?
NO... I'M RELAXING TODAY
DOES YOUR WIFE FANCY YOU FLYING SO MUCH?
SHE'S STOPPED SAYING "HAVE A NICE DAY" WHEN I LEAVE
YOU MEAN YOU BOUGHT AN $800 CAMCORDER JUST TO PUT ON YOUR MODEL AIRPLANE
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FLY IT?
AFTER HE GETS HIS HEAD EXAMINED
DADDY MADE A TOUCHDOWN
I'D CALL IT A GRAND SLAM
HAS CLAUDE LANDED YET?
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
