The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
GO WEST YOUNG MAN
I'M GOING TO MUNCIE
THIS MAN WITH THE PIT BULL WANTS TO ENTER THE DOGFIGHT
FUN FLY TODAY
CARL HAS GOT A TALKING CHIP IN HIS RADIO
IT IS TOO WINDY TO FLY RIGHT NOW, CARL
I'M GONNA TRY IT ANYWAY
I TOLD YOU SO
YOUR HUSBAND IS ALWAYS LOOKING AT THE FLAG... IS HE THAT PATRIOTIC?
NO... HE'S CHECKING HOW MUCH WIND IS BLOWING
DID YOU FIND YOUR AIRPLANE?
NO... BUT I THINK I SAW ELVIS OUT THERE
JACQUE... TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY. TONIGHT WE'LL HAVE A CANDLELIGHT DINNER WITH PORTERHOUSE STEAKS AND STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE WITH REAL WHIPPED CREAM
AND FOR YOUR PRESENTS I HAVE A SUPER ARF KIT, A 9-CHANNEL RADIO, AND A 4-STROKE 120 ENGINE
NOBODY EVER EVER TOLD ME THAT LIFE COULD EVER EVER BE THIS GOOD
I LOVE THAT WOMAN
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
