The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
CLAUDE... YOUR AIRPLANE WON'T LAST A MONTH WITH THAT REPAIR YOU MADE
NO PROBLEM... I'VE NEVER HAD ONE THAT LASTED A MONTH
GUESS WHAT... I GOT A 9-CHANNEL RADIO FOR MY WIFE TODAY
I KNOW HIS WIFE... I'D SAY THAT WAS A GOOD TRADE
GLADYS... LOOK... LOOK I MADE A PERFECT LANDING
WHOOPEE... BREAK OUT THE CHAMPAGNE
WILMER... WILL YOU PLEASE GO TO SLEEP
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT GOOD LANDING I MADE TODAY
DOES IT WORK NOW?
YES... I FIXED IT
EGAD...
WHY IS YOUR HUSBAND DANCING?
I THINK HE'S STANDING ON AN ANT HILL
JACQUE... WHEN WE GOT MARRIED YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME AND WOULD DO ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD TO MAKE ME HAPPY
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE WILMA AND I DO LOVE YOU FOR SURE
WELL... WOULD YOU GIVE UP THOSE MODEL AIRPLANES... THEY TAKE UP SO MUCH OF OUR TIME
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
