The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
Hi, Sweetie Pie.
Don't sweetie pie me — you were supposed to be home 4 hours ago
Claude says he wants to do something in the air show
Can he tap dance?
AIR SHOW TODAY
I'm a novice flyer and I have a question
...But I didn't want to ask
Out with it, boy — what's your question?
Does an airplane weigh more when the batteries are charged?
Yes, if you forget to disconnect the charger
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
He's chasing a duck
I don't care much for fuel with castor oil
Have you tried Metamucil?
AIR SHOW TODAY
Do your low pass next
AIR SHOW TODAY
OK
AIR SHOW TODAY
That wasn't in the script
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
