The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
WHY DID YOU LAND SO SOON?
HE'S BEEN HAVING RANGE PROBLEMS
HEY CARL... I HEAR YOU'RE FLYING A FLOAT PLANE ON THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER... WHERE IS IT?
PROBABLY NEW ORLEANS BY NOW
HOW DID YOU COME TO DO THAT?
I DIDN'T COME TO DO THAT. I COME TO FLY.
WHAT MODEL IS THAT, HOWARD?
IT'S CALLED AN EAGLE
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT — A TURKEY FLYING AN EAGLE
WHY DO YOU DO SO MANY LOOPS, CLAUDE?
IT'S ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO
THAT'S HIS AUTOPILOT
JACQUE... YOU WANTED TO BUY MY AIRPLANE... WELL YOU CAN HAVE IT AT HALF PRICE
YOU ARE SO PHILANTHROPIC
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
