The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
CRASH SITE TOURS 50¢
I THINK CLAUDE JUST MADE AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE
JACQUE... ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT IS MODEL AIRPLANES... YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT ME ANYMORE
YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE DAY WE WERE MARRIED
YES I DO WILMA... IT WAS A WARM SUNNY DAY
....WITH NO WIND
HE'S GRINNIN'
THEY SEEM SO RELAXED WHEN THEY'RE FLYING
THEY'LL NEVER NEED PROZAC
COME HERE DOCTOR... THIS MAN'S BLOOD IS 15% NITRO
EVER WONDER WHY 99% OF ALL CRASHES ARE CAUSED BY INTERFERENCE?
EVER WONDER CONTEST
EVER WONDER WHY GLUE ALWAYS STICKS TO EVERYTHING BETTER THAN WHAT YOU ARE GLUING?
EVER WONDER WHY A MODEL AIRPLANE ALWAYS WEIGHS ONE POUND MORE THAN IT SAYS IT SHOULD IN THE ADVERTISEMENT?
WE HAVE A WINNER
EVER WONDER CONTEST
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
