The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
Wow... that's the best landing I have ever made That's my airplane, Howard
Is this the part that doesn't get any better?
Wilma, I hope you're not mad because I stayed out at the field so long. What's for dinner? Knuckle pie!
My signal seems to be a little weak today
Not enough and too much
Not enough what? ...and too much what?
Not enough air and too much earth
John... do you have nervous hands? Yes I do. And also my stomach is nervous. My kidneys are nervous. Everything I got is nervous. INSTRUCTOR
I can't fly with you today, Pete. I've just been issued a restraining order
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
