The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
HE'S WALKING HIS DOG
WELL SPEAK UP, IS IT ME OR THOSE MODEL AIRPLANES? DON'T RUSH ME ... I'M THINKING
RENT-A-GIRAFFE RETRIEVE YOUR AIRPLANE FROM TREES
SHORT NECK $1.00 PER HOUR
LONG NECK $2.00 PER HOUR
HE SAYS IT'S GOOD PRACTICE FOR LEFT AND RIGHT TURNS ...AND YOU GET YOUR YARD MOWED EVERY DAY
ALICE GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP I KNOW WHO'S. I ALSO KNOW WHO'S GOT ENOUGH AIRPLANES ALREADY
YOU WON'T HELP ME COOK. YOU WON'T HELP ME WITH THE DISHES SHE HASN'T SAID IT
YOU WON'T HELP ME WITH THE LAUNDRY SHE HASN'T SAID IT
YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING BUT GET IN MY WAY WHEN I'M TRYING TO CLEAN THE HOUSE SHE HASN'T SAID IT
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO FLY YOUR DANG AIRPLANE I LOVE THAT WOMAN... SHE SAID IT
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
