The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
MOTHER FELL DOWN THE STEPS WITH YOUR AIRPLANE
DID IT HURT THE AIRPLANE?
DOES YOUR HUSBAND THINK ABOUT MODEL AIRPLANES MUCH?
ONLY THREE TIMES A DAY... MORNING, NOON... AND NIGHT
I'VE BEEN OUT ALL DAY ... I KNOW SHE'S GONNA BE MAD WHEN I WALK IN
...AND TO THINK I FLEW ALL DAY AT THE FIELD AND DIDN'T CRASH ONCE
WOW CARL... YOU DID A PRETTY GOOD HAMMERHEAD STALL
HE DOES THAT MANEUVER PRETTY GOOD AT HOME TOO
IS THAT A NEW AIRPLANE CLAUDE?
YES... I'VE NEVER HAD ONE LONG ENOUGH TO CALL IT AN OLD AIRPLANE
I THINK WE HAVE FOUND HOWARD ... WHAT CHANNEL WAS HE ON?
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
