The Microhenrys by Ed Henry Box 581, St. Peters MO 63376
I SAID INSIDE ...YOU WOODLEHEAD!
INSTRUCTOR
I DON'T LIKE THIS - THOSE ARE VULTURES CIRCLING UP THERE
DO I HEAR CASTANETS?
NO... THAT'S JOHN'S TEETH CHATTERING
WHY IS YOUR AIRPLANE SHAKING?
I'M USING A RUBBER DUCK ANTENNA
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE THAT TODAY
YOU'VE ONLY MADE ONE FLIGHT
IT SURE TAKES A LONG TIME FOR YOU TO GET READY TO FLY
THE LONGER I WAIT THE LONGER IT'LL BE IN ONE PIECE
LOS ANGELES
YOU GOT A CARD FROM NEW YORK... YOUR AIRPLANE LANDED ON TOP OF A GREYHOUND BUS WHEN IT LEFT HERE LAST WEEK
ARE YOU GOING TO FLY AGAIN CARL?
YES... AS SOON AS MY ADRENALINE REPLENISHES
ED HENRY
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
