The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
"Howard... you don't do anything but fly around in slow circles."
"That's about it for my flying ability."
"Alice... please tell me what that bell is for."
"It's for the man in the basement that builds airplanes. He pulls the rope when he wants a sandwich."
"That airplane looks like something the dog dragged in."
"What's that hole for?"
"To get in when you fly."
"Not a bad idea... but he's going to catch heck from the field manager."
"What happened, Paul? It was flying down the primrose path."
"I'd call it down the road to ruin."
"John should have listened to his wife."
"What did she say?"
"She said, 'Sell it before you fly it.'"
FOR SALE
- It has lights, smoke, shocks, retracts, brakes, flaps, spoilers, bomb bay, self-start, reverse pitch, on-board ignition, autopilot, and...
"Hold it, Lester... will it fly?"
"Say, Steve... how's your hobby shop business doing these days?"
"Well... I sell more props since you guys put in a hard-top runway."
ACTION HOBBIES
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
