The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
Professor, Claude wants to know if a model airplane crashes where nobody can hear it... does it make any noise?
I was looking for a reason to build another one.
My daddy uses Kool‑Aid.
I think he said Cool‑Power Honey.
Please, Carl. Don't leave me out here alone.
Just remember... if you crash... you'll turn into a pillar of salt.
INSTRUCTOR
He's one of our best instructors.
My husband is sweet and considerate. But he will bite your head off if he crashes.
Why is John so dejected?
He didn't get his Model Aviation this month.
Tell him to check with his wife. She probably hid it.
You can take the crown off now, Jacque. We all know you won first in the novice event.
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
