The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
YOU WOULD THINK AFTER ALL THE YEARS I HAVE BEEN FLYING I WOULDN'T DO THAT
THINK POSITIVE HONEY... YOU DON'T DO IT AS OFTEN
WHERE DID YOU GET THE MONEY TO BUY THAT?
I FELL IN THE MALL FOUNTAIN
HE'S GRINNIN'
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NEXT?
PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE... YOU DIDN'T TURN ON MY RECEIVER
THAT'S A BEAUTY... HOW MUCH DID IT COST?
LET ME ANSWER THAT... WE'LL BE DRIVING THE OLD CHEVY FOR A WHILE LONGER
JOHN IS A BIG SHOWOFF. HE WANTS CARL TO PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM WHEN HE TAKES OFF
AIR SHOW TODAY
PLAY TAPS CARL
WHAT'S WRONG WITH CLAUDE'S DOG?
HE CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK WHEN CLAUDE IS FLYING
A-HA PROFESSOR, YOU FLEW YOUR AIRPLANE INTO A TREE
YOUR SIMPLE COMMENT IGNORES THE REAL FACT. DESIGNERS INTENTIONALLY DESIGN AIRPLANES TO GET SNAGGED BY TREES. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FLYING ABILITY
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
