The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
HELLO... THIS IS CLAUDE-THE-GREAT SPEAKING
THAT'S HOW HE ANSWERS THE TELEPHONE SINCE HE MADE A RIGHT-SIDE-UP LANDING
MY LIFE WAS GREAT UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG ... NOW IT'S PERFECT
I PREFER LOTS OF RUDDER
I PREFER LOTS OF AILERON
I PREFER LOTS OF AIR
CARL HAS A TALKING CHIP IN HIS RADIO
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO PROMISE YOU'LL NOT FLY AWAY FROM ME ON YOUR NEXT FLIGHT
I PROMISE
YOU HEARD ME JOHN YOU CAN'T BUY IT. IT COST TOO MUCH
WELL I GUESS I COULD HANG AROUND THE POOL HALL ALL DAY OR MAYBE JOIN THE FOREIGN LEGION
I LOVE THAT WOMAN
THE FOREIGN LEGION IS NOT A BAD IDEA ... BUT WRAP IT UP ANYWAY
HE WANTS TO TELL US ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCES AT THE FIELD TODAY
NOW... IF I CAN HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
