The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
Have you flown that airplane, Howard?
Yes... more or less
A little more less than more
Let's face it, Wilma. We're stuck with 'em
I hope my daughter marries someone normal
TGIF
Carl, today is Thursday
He's saying thank God it flys
Alice... last night I dreamed you bought me that super kit I've been wanting
Well... dream you're flying it tonight
What's wrong, Claude?
I'm in trouble... I don't have control
It's coming back this way
I'm getting no response...
I don't have it!
Congratulations, Claude... that's the best landing you have ever made
I'm in favor of that
SAVE OUR TREES STOP USING WOOD PROPELLERS
Last week it was... save our trees stop using toothpicks
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
