The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
DA PLANE! DA PLANE!
YOU ALWAYS HAVE A COMEDIAN IN EVERY GROUP
PAPER OR PLASTIC
OH NO... I HAVE NO COMPRESSION
TRY PUTTING THE GLOW PLUG IN PETE
THAT'S A MESS... LOOKS LIKE IT HIT A HAYRAKE
WHO ASKED YOU?
WE'RE FROM THE JOURNAL... COULD YOU TELL US WHY YOU LIKE MODEL AIRPLANES
WELL... BECAUSE THEY'RE EXCITING, FASCINATING, ENCHANTING, CAPTIVATING, ENTICING, AND MAGNIFICENT
YOU FORGOT HUNKY-DORY
SEE YOU LATER HELEN... I'M GOING TO FLY MY AIRPLANE NOW
DON'T DO WHAT YOU USUALLY DO
OH GREAT GURU... WHAT IS THE ANSWER?
DON'T FLY NEAR A CORNFIELD
ARE YOU A NOVICE OR JUST NERVOUS?
I'M A NERVOUS NOVICE
CONTEST TODAY
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
