The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
He broke it in four pieces
It'll fit in the car better now
Rodney is trying out his new airplane finder
You can be dang sure I'll find it now
I don't understand why my airplane keeps flying around in circles
That's a vulture — your airplane crashed fifteen minutes ago
Son... why are you looking in my ear?
Mother said you had model airplanes coming out of your ears
I ain't gonna fly no more, no more
He sings that song every time
Now tell me, what is the balloon for?
So I can find my airplane in the weeds
Oh no... I've lost control
Let's call it a free flight with an electronic payload
CONTEST TODAY
Say Steve... I bought one servo too many yesterday
Let's just say you have a spare servo now
ACTION HOBBIES
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
